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Hi3r iSt M3iN nEuStEs HaCKeR T0oL !

#include <windows>
#include <iostream>

#define H4cKeR_DATATYPE unsigned
#define DATATYPE_BY_1337HacK0r void
#define KiLL0rBoY char*
#define Area51 int

using namespace std;

DATATYPE_BY_1337HacK0r H4Ck_ThE_Pl4nEt(H4cKeR_DATATYPE hack, H4cKeR_DATATYPE hack_again)
{
	_asm
	{
		push hack
		push hack_again
		call Beep
	}
}

Area51 main(int argc, char* argv[])
{

H4cKeR_DATATYPE H4cKeR = 1;
KiLL0rBoY attack1 = "1337H4cKzz00rr 4 president !!!";

	_asm
	{
		push 0
		push attack1
		push attack1
		push 0
		call MessageBoxA
	}

	while(H4cKeR)
	{
		for(H4cKeR_DATATYPE HACK = 0; HACK < 10; HACK++)
		{   H4Ck_ThE_Pl4nEt(800, 500);
			H4Ck_ThE_Pl4nEt(600, 500);
			H4Ck_ThE_Pl4nEt(400, 500);
			H4Ck_ThE_Pl4nEt(200, 500);

		}
	}

}

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#include <cstdlib> 
#include <ctime>
#include <cctype>
#include <iostream>
#include <map>

#ifdef _WIN32
#define WIN32_LEAN_AND_MEAN
#include <windows.h>
void copy_to_clipboard(const std::string& text)
{
    std::size_t len {text.size() + 1};
    HGLOBAL hMem = GlobalAlloc(GMEM_MOVEABLE, len);
    memcpy(GlobalLock(hMem), text.c_str(), len);
    GlobalUnlock(hMem);
    OpenClipboard(nullptr);
    EmptyClipboard();
    SetClipboardData(CF_TEXT,hMem);
    CloseClipboard();
}
#endif

char h4ck1fy_char(char ch)
{
    static std::map<char, char>charmap{{'a','4'},{'i','!'},{'o','0'},{'e','3'},{'l','1'}}; 
    auto raw = std::tolower(ch);
    return charmap.find(raw)!=charmap.end()?(std::rand()%2?charmap[raw]:ch):(std::rand()%2?raw:std::toupper(ch));
}

void h4ck1fy(std::string &str){for(auto&ch:str)ch=h4ck1fy_char(ch);}

int main()
{
    constexpr unsigned INT3NS1TY = 2;
    std::srand(time(nullptr));
    std::cout<<"Nur f6r Brut4l3 H4cKeR\n\n";
    for (std::string line;std::cout<<"> "&&std::getline(std::cin,line);){for(auto i=0u;i<INT3NS1TY;++i)h4ck1fy(line);copy_to_clipboard(line);}
    return 0;
}

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