Lustiger Chat

[NES-Spieler]

(Gehört das in die Neuigkeiten aus der realen Welt oder zu den Themen rund um den PC? Wenn zweiteres der Fall ist, dann bitte verschieben.)

Ich hab hier einen ziemlich lustigen Dialog aus einem Chat gefunden. Ich weiß nicht, ob der allgemein bekannt ist, aber ich sah ihn gestern zum ersten Mal.
Quelle: http://futuremark.com/forum/showthread.php?t=23914

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br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.

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[Delryn]

Könnte sogar wahr sein

[GPC]

Irgendwie kann ich nicht drüber lachen...

[NES-Spieler]

GPC schrieb:

Irgendwie kann ich nicht drüber lachen...

Und dann stellte sich heraus, daß er selbst Greg_ValveOLS war.

[GPC]

NES-Spieler schrieb:

GPC schrieb:

Irgendwie kann ich nicht drüber lachen...

Und dann stellte sich heraus, daß er selbst Greg_ValveOLS war.

Jetzt mach ich mir Sorgen
...Wenn er schon Selbstgespräche führt, um sich zu beschäftigen^^

[Bashar]

NES-Spieler schrieb:

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
[...]
br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k ()
[...]
br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

[NES-Spieler]

GPC schrieb:

Jetzt mach ich mir Sorgen
...Wenn er schon Selbstgespräche führt, um sich zu beschäftigen^^

Das versteh ich jetzt nicht. Meinst Du mich? Wieso führe ich Selbstgespräche?

[finix]

hehe. Link aus dem Thread:
http://www.serboard.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7285&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15
... scheinbar (auch?) ein Hoax.

[GPC]

NES-Spieler schrieb:

GPC schrieb:

Jetzt mach ich mir Sorgen
...Wenn er schon Selbstgespräche führt, um sich zu beschäftigen^^

Das versteh ich jetzt nicht.

Oha, Missverständnis. Du meintest vorher, dass ich der Greg_ValveOLS gewesen sei, ich jedoch nahm an, dass du meintest, die zwei Gesprächspartner wären ein und dieselbe Person und der Knallkopf hätte das nur als Verarsche gemacht.

Meinst Du mich?

ne.

Wieso führe ich Selbstgespräche?

tust du nicht.

[NES-Spieler]

GPC schrieb:

Oha, Missverständnis. Du meintest vorher, dass ich der Greg_ValveOLS gewesen sei

Genauso war's gemeint.

[Stelfer]

so muss das sein