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  • Protected Function ANSIConvert(ByVal str As String) As String
      Try
        ''' one better manual process is to copy the letter from html and paste into word and save rtf file and find the coresponding string.
        Dim xStr As String = str
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(123)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(125)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(128)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(145)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(146)) > 0 Then
          '{123'}125'128€145'146
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(123), "\'7b")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(125), "\'7c")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(128), "\'80")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(145), "\'91")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(146), "\'92")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(161)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(162)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(163)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(164)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(165)) > 0 Then
          '¡161'¢162'£163'¤164'¥165
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(161), "\'a1")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(162), "\'a2")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(163), "\'a3")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(164), "\'a4")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(165), "\'a5")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(166)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(167)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(168)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(169)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(170)) > 0 Then
          '¦166 '§167 '¨168 '©169 'ª170()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(166), "\'a6")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(167), "\'a7")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(168), "\'a8")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(169), "\'a9")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(170), "\'aa")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(171)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(172)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(173)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(174)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(175)) > 0 Then
          '«171 '¬172'­173'®174'¯175
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(171), "\'ab")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(172), "\'ac")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(173), "\'ad")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(174), "\'ae")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(175), "\'af")
        End If
    
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(176)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(177)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(178)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(179)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(180)) > 0 Then
          '°176'±177'²178'³179'´180
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(176), "\'b0")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(177), "\'b1")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(178), "\'b2")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(179), "\'b3")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(180), "\'b4")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(181)) > 0 _
                          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(182)) > 0 _
                          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(183)) > 0 _
                          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(184)) > 0 _
                          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(185)) > 0 Then
          'µ181()'¶182'·183'¸184'¹185
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(181), "\'b5")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(182), "\'b6")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(183), "\'b7")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(184), "\'b8")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(185), "\'b9")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(186)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(187)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(188)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(189)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(190)) > 0 _
                  OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(191)) > 0 Then
          'º186()'»187'¼188'½189'¾190'¿191
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(186), "\'ba")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(187), "\'bb")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(188), "\'bc")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(189), "\'bd")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(190), "\'be")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(191), "\'bf")
        End If
    
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(192)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(193)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(194)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(195)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(196)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(197)) > 0 Then
          'À192()Á193()Â194()Ã195()Ä196()Å197()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(192), "\'c0")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(193), "\'c1")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(194), "\'c2")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(195), "\'c3")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(196), "\'c4")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(197), "\'c5")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(198)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(199)) > 0 Then
          'Æ198()'Ç199()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(198), "\'c6")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(199), "\'c7")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(200)) > 0 _
                   OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(201)) > 0 _
                   OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(202)) > 0 _
                   OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(203)) > 0 Then
          'È200()É201()Ê202()Ë203()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(200), "\'c8")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(201), "\'c9")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(202), "\'ca")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(203), "\'cb")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(204)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(205)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(206)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(207)) > 0 Then
          'Ì204()Í205()Î206()Ï207()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(204), "\'cc")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(205), "\'cd")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(206), "\'ce")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(207), "\'cf")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(208)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(209)) > 0 Then
          'Ð208()'Ñ209()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(208), "\'d0")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(209), "\'d1")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(210)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(211)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(212)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(213)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(214)) > 0 Then
          'Ò210()Ó211()Ô212()Õ213()Ö214()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(210), "\'d2")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(211), "\'d3")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(212), "\'d4")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(213), "\'d5")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(214), "\'d6")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(215)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(216)) > 0 Then
          '×215'Ø216()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(215), "\'d7")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(216), "\'d8")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(217)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(218)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(219)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(220)) > 0 Then
          'Ù217()'Ú218()'Û219()'Ü220()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(217), "\'d9")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(218), "\'da")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(219), "\'db")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(220), "\'dc")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(221)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(222)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(223)) > 0 Then
          'Ý221()'Þ222()'ß223()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(221), "\'dd")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(222), "\'de")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(223), "\'df")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(224)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(225)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(226)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(227)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(228)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(229)) > 0 Then
          'à224()'á225()'â226()'ã227()'ä228()'å229()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(224), "\'e0")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(225), "\'e1")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(226), "\'e2")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(227), "\'e3")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(228), "\'e4")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(229), "\'e5")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(230)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(231)) > 0 Then
          'æ230()'ç231()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(230), "\'e6")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(231), "\'e7")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(232)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(233)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(234)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(235)) > 0 Then
          'è232()'é233()'ê234()'ë235()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(232), "\'e8")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(233), "\'e9")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(234), "\'ea")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(235), "\'eb")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(236)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(237)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(238)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(239)) > 0 Then
          'ì236()'í237()'î238()'ï239()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(236), "\'ec")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(237), "\'ed")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(238), "\'ee")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(239), "\'ef")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(240)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(241)) > 0 Then
          'ð240()'ñ241()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(240), "\'f0")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(241), "\'f1")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(242)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(243)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(244)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(245)) > 0 _
            OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(246)) > 0 Then
          'ò242()'ó243()'ô244()'õ245()'ö246()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(242), "\'f2")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(243), "\'f3")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(244), "\'f4")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(245), "\'f5")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(246), "\'f6")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(240)) > 0 OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(241)) > 0 Then
          '÷247'ø248()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(247), "\'f7")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(248), "\'f8")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(249)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(250)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(251)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(252)) > 0 Then
          'ù249()'ú250()'û251()'ü252()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(249), "\'f9")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(250), "\'fa")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(251), "\'fb")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(252), "\'fc")
        End If
        If InStr(xStr, Chr(253)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(254)) > 0 _
          OrElse InStr(xStr, Chr(255)) > 0 Then
          'ý253()'þ254()'ÿ255()
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(253), "\'fd")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(254), "\'fe")
          xStr = Replace(xStr, Chr(255), "\'ff")
        End If
        Return xStr
      Catch ex As Exception
        Throw New Exception(ex)
      End Try
    End Function
    


  • Es gibt so viele unglaublich blöde Leute auf dieser Erde und solche coden dann was weiß ich nicht alles, was man dann jeden Tag benutzt. *schauder*



  • /* meist verwendeten Sonderzeichen entfernen (%Hex) */
    for (i=0,j=0;iswitch(buff[i]) {
      case '+':
      value[j] = ' ';
      buff[i] = ' ';
      break;
      case '%':
      strncpy(hexstr, &buff[i+1],2);
      i = i + 2;
      if (((strcmp(hexstr, "00") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "01") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "02") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "03") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "04") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "05") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "06") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "07") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "08") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "09") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "0A") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "0B") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "0C") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "0D") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "0E") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "0F") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "10") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "11") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "12") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "13") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "14") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "15") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "16") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "17") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "18") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "19") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "1A") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "1B") == 0)) ||
          //[ED: Snip]
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "F0") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "F1") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "F2") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "F3") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "F4") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "F5") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "F6") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "F7") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "F8") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "F9") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "FA") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "FB") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "FC") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "FD") == 0)) ||
          ((strcmp(hexstr, "FE") == 0)) || ((strcmp(hexstr, "FF") == 0))) {
              value[j] = '%';
              j++;
              strcpy(value, hexstr);
              j = j + 2;
    
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "21") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = '!';
                              }
                              else strg[k] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              //[ED: Snip]
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "25") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = ' ';
                                      strg[k+1] = 'P';
                                      strg[k+2] = 'r';
                                      strg[k+3] = 'o';
                                      strg[k+4] = 'z';
                                      strg[k+5] = 'e';
                                      strg[k+6] = 'n';
                                      strg[k+7] = 't';
                                      strg[k+8] = ' ';
                              }
                              else strg[k+8] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "26") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = ' ';
                                      strg[k+1] = 'u';
                                      strg[k+2] = 'n';
                                      strg[k+3] = 'd';
                                      strg[k+4] = ' ';
                              }
                              else strg[k+4] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "27") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = '"';
                              }
                              else strg[k] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              //[ED: Snip]
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "A9") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = ' ';
                                      strg[k+1] = 'C';
                                      strg[k+2] = 'o';
                                      strg[k+3] = 'p';
                                      strg[k+4] = 'y';
                                      strg[k+5] = 'r';
                                      strg[k+6] = 'i';
                                      strg[k+7] = 'g';
                                      strg[k+8] = 'h';
                                      strg[k+9] = 't';
                                      strg[k+10] = ' ';
                              }
                              else strg[k+10] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "AD") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = '-';
                              }
                              else strg[k] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              //[ED: Snip]
              if (strcmp(hexstr, "FF") == 0) {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = 'y';
                              }
                              else strg[k] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
              else {
                      z = i - 2;
                      for (k=i-2;kif (k == z) {
                                      strncpy(strg, buff, i-1);
                                      strg[k] = ' ';
                              }
                              else strg[k] = buff[i];
                      }
                      strcpy(buff, strg);
              }
      }
      //[ED: Full File
    


  • using System;
    namespace Initech.Global.Reference.Common
    { //namespace changed to protect the guilty
      /// <remarks>
      /// Class for containing constants needed in multiple locations
      /// </remarks>
      public class Constants
      {
        public Constants()
        {
        }
        /// <summary>
        /// CRLF - creates a string representing a carriage return line feed
        /// </summary>
        public static string CRLF
        {
          get
          {
            char chrCR = (char)13;
            string strCR = chrCR.ToString();
            char chrLF = (char)10;
            string strLF = chrLF.ToString();
            string strCRLF = strCR + strLF;
            return strCRLF;
          }
        }
      }
    }
    


  • LOL 👍



  • was für eine unglaubliche Seite, schade das ich erst jetzt davon erfahre. 😞
    Habe trotzdem gut gelacht 😃

    Ich war immer der Meinung das ich mißt programmiere wenn es nicht so gerade auf jedes Detail ankommt, aber da steht die Krönung und die Komentare ergänzen das noch alles.
    Hammer hart, aber das zeigt das viele gar nicht richtig C/C++ oder auch andere Sprachen gelern haben, sondern alles nur Auszugsweise nach und nach.

    Die Seite steht nun in den Favoriten ganz oben, danke an den Linkgeber. 😋



  • Private Function CheckOperation() As Boolean
      Dim METHOD_NAME As String = "CheckOperation"
      Dim CODE_ERROR As String = "01"
      Dim MESSAGE_ERROR As String = "Cannot return true."
      Try
        Return True
      Catch ex As ControledError
        Throw ex
      Catch ex As Exception
        Dim ed As New ErrorData(CLASS_NAME, METHOD_NAME, CODE_ERROR, MESSAGE_ERROR, ex)
        Dim ce As New ControledError(ed)
        Throw ce
      End Try
    End Function
    


  • WTF?? 😮



  • include "../../../db.inc/db.inc.php";
     //ED: Added line breaks ...
     $result = mysql_query("SELECT  a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l,
     m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z, a2, b2, c2, d2, e2, f2, g2,
     h2, i2, j2, k2, l2, m2, n2, o2, p2, q2, r2, s2, t2, u2, v2, w2, x2, y2, z2,
     a3, b3, c3, d3, e3, f3, g3, h3, i3, j3, k3, l3, m3, n3, o3, p3, q3, r3, s3,
     t3, u3, v3, w3, x3, y3, z3, a4, b4, c4, d4, e4, f4, g4, h4, i4, j4, k4, l4,
     m4, n4, o4, p4, q4, r4, s4, t4, u4, v4, w4, x4, y4, z4, a5, b5, c5, d5, e5,
     f5, g5, h5, i5, j5, k5, l5, m5, n5, o5, p5, q5, r5, s5, t5, u5, v5, w5, x5, y5, z5,
     a6, b6, c6, d6, e6, f6, g6, h6, i6, j6, k6, l6, m6, n6, o6, p6, q6, r6, s6, t6, u6, v6, w6, x6, y6, z6,
     a7, b7, c7, d7, e7, f7, g7, h7, i7, j7, k7, l7, m7, n7, o7, p7, q7, r7, s7, t7, u7, v7, w7, x7, y7, z7,
     a8, b8, c8, d8, e8, f8, g8, h8, i8, j8, k8, l8, m8, n8, o8, p8, q8, r8, s8, t8, u8, v8, w8, x8, y8, z8,
     a9, b9, c9, d9, e9, f9, g9, h9, i9, j9, j9, casenum, contype
     FROM gct WHERE casenum = '$aid'");
     while(list($a,$b,$c,$d,$e,$f,$g,$h,$i,$j,$k,$l,
     $m,$n,$o,$p,$q,$r,$s,$t,$u,$v,$w,$x,$y,$z,$a2,$b2,$c2,$d2,$e2,$f2,$g2,
     $h2,$i2,$j2,$k2,$l2,$m2,$n2,$o2,$p2,$q2,$r2,$s2,$t2,$u2,$v2,$w2,$x2,$y2,$z2,
     $a3,$b3,$c3,$d3,$e3,$f3,$g3,$h3,$i3,$j3,$k3,$l3,$m3,$n3,$o3,$p3,$q3,$r3,$s3,
     $t3,$u3,$v3,$w3,$x3,$y3,$z3,$a4,$b4,$c4,$d4,$e4,$f4,$g4,$h4,$i4,$j4,$k4,$l4,
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     $y5,$z5,$a6,$b6,$c6,$d6,$e6,$f6,$g6,$h6,$i6,$j6,$k6,$l6,$m6,$n6,$o6,$p6,$q6,
     $r6,$s6,$t6,$u6,$v6,$w6,$x6,$y6,$z6,$a7,$b7,$c7,$d7,$e7,$f7,$g7,$h7,$i7,$j7,
     $k7,$l7,$m7,$n7,$o7,$p7,$q7,$r7,$s7,$t7,$u7,$v7,$w7,$x7,$y7,$z7,$a8,$b8,$c8,
     $d8,$e8,$f8,$g8,$h8,$i8,$j8,$k8,$l8,$m8,$n8,$o8,$p8,$q8,$r8,$s8,$t8,$u8,$v8,
     $w8,$x8,$y8,$z8,$a9,$b9,$c9,$d9,$e9,$f9,$g9,$h9,$i9,$j9,$j9,$casenum,$contype) = mysql_fetch_row($result))
     {
      $xa=$a;
      $xb=$b;
      $xc=$c;
      $xd=$d;
      $xe=$e;
      $xf=$f;
      $xg=$g;
      //ED: Snipped 215 lines with this pattern ... $x{var}=${var};
      $xg9=$g9;
      $xh9=$h9;
      $xi9=$i9;
      $xj9=$j9;
      $xk9=$k9;
      $xcontype=$contype;
    }
    //////////////CHECK FOR CHECKED BOXES AND SET VARS///////////////
    if($xa == "on")
     $_a = "checked";
    if($xb == "on")
     $_b = "checked";
    if($xc == "on")
     $_c = "checked";
    if($xd == "on")
     $_d = "checked";
    if($xe == "on")
     $_e = "checked";
    if($xf == "on")
     $_f = "checked";
    if($xg == "on")
     $_g = "checked";
    if($xh == "on")
     $_h = "checked";
    if($xi == "on")
     $_i = "checked";
    if($xj == "on")
     $_j = "checked";
    if($xk == "on")
     $_k = "checked";
    if($xl == "on")
     $_l = "checked";
    if($xm == "on")
     $_m = "checked";
    //ED: Snipped 415 lines of with this pattern ...
    if($xf9== "on")
     $_f9 = "checked";
    if($xg9== "on")
     $_g9 = "checked";
    if($xh9== "on")
     $_h9 = "checked";
    if($xi9== "on")
     $_i9 = "checked";
    if($xj9== "on")
     $_j9 = "checked";
    if($xk9== "on")
     $_k9 = "checked";
    


  • public class ScheduleItemDisplay implements MessageListener, ErrorListener,
        HelpRequestListener, OpenScheduleListener, AttributeBigListListener,
        OKListener, DeleteScheduleListener, RefreshScheduleListListener,
        ScheduleWeekChangeListener, NetworkChangeListener, ScheduleItemListener,
        LayoutChangedListener, ItemListener, ScheduleChangeValidator,
        InternalFrameListener, RenameScheduleListener, CancelListener,
        MirrorPolicyControlListener {
    
     //snip
    }
    


  • //ED: Snipped 415 lines of with this pattern ...

    roflmao.

    mac gyver schrieb:

    public class ScheduleItemDisplay implements MessageListener, ErrorListener,
        HelpRequestListener, OpenScheduleListener, AttributeBigListListener,
        OKListener, DeleteScheduleListener, RefreshScheduleListListener,
        ScheduleWeekChangeListener, NetworkChangeListener, ScheduleItemListener,
        LayoutChangedListener, ItemListener, ScheduleChangeValidator,
        InternalFrameListener, RenameScheduleListener, CancelListener,
        MirrorPolicyControlListener {
     
     //snip
    }
    

    *lol* 😃 👍
    Auf was für Ideen kommen die Leute denn???!!?! Das sieht doch jeder normale Mensch sofort, dass so etwas vielleicht nicht grad das Wahre ist. Krass. 😃



  • public boolean checkFalse(Boolean bool)
    {
      if (bool.booleanValue() == Boolean.FALSE.booleanValue())
      {
        return Boolean.FALSE.booleanValue();
      }
      else
      {
        return Boolean.TRUE.booleanValue();
      }
    }
    


  • BOOL AcceptAdjustment( int AccountNumber, int AdjustmentCode, char* Comments, BOOL  IsAdministrative )
    {
       // ensure that Adjustment code is valid for non-admin adjustments
       if ( IsAdministrative == FALSE )
       {
          //...
       }
    
       //...
    
       // audit administrative adjustment
       if ( IsAdministrative == TRUE )
       {
          //...
       }
    
       //...
    
       // check if adjustment should be applied to aggregates as well
       if ( IsAdministrative == 2 )
       {
          // ...
       }
    
       //...
    }
    

    -.-



  • how code looks to a real coder:

    if(booleanValue)
    {
        //complete task
    }
    

    how code looks to newbs:

    if(booleanValue == true)
    {
        //complete task
    }
    

    how code looks to the moron/crack addict:

    function boolean figureBoolean( boolean bool) {
        if( (booleanValue == true) && true) {
            return true;
        else if( (booleanValue == false) && !false) {
            return false;
        } else
            return figureBoolean( (rand() % 2) == 1);  
    }
        if (figureBoolean (myBoolValue == true)) {
          //complete task
        }
    


  • OMG, WTF 😃



  • Das ist ja mal richtig geil 😃

    mfg
    v R



  • Das hat doch niemand ernsthaft geschrieben, oder?

    Was für Psychopaten...





  • if(wert == 0) return 0; else return wert;
    



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