3. The Daily WTF

The Daily WTF

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    WTF?? 😮

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    include "../../../db.inc/db.inc.php";
 //ED: Added line breaks ...
 $result = mysql_query("SELECT  a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l,
 m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z, a2, b2, c2, d2, e2, f2, g2,
 h2, i2, j2, k2, l2, m2, n2, o2, p2, q2, r2, s2, t2, u2, v2, w2, x2, y2, z2,
 a3, b3, c3, d3, e3, f3, g3, h3, i3, j3, k3, l3, m3, n3, o3, p3, q3, r3, s3,
 t3, u3, v3, w3, x3, y3, z3, a4, b4, c4, d4, e4, f4, g4, h4, i4, j4, k4, l4,
 m4, n4, o4, p4, q4, r4, s4, t4, u4, v4, w4, x4, y4, z4, a5, b5, c5, d5, e5,
 f5, g5, h5, i5, j5, k5, l5, m5, n5, o5, p5, q5, r5, s5, t5, u5, v5, w5, x5, y5, z5,
 a6, b6, c6, d6, e6, f6, g6, h6, i6, j6, k6, l6, m6, n6, o6, p6, q6, r6, s6, t6, u6, v6, w6, x6, y6, z6,
 a7, b7, c7, d7, e7, f7, g7, h7, i7, j7, k7, l7, m7, n7, o7, p7, q7, r7, s7, t7, u7, v7, w7, x7, y7, z7,
 a8, b8, c8, d8, e8, f8, g8, h8, i8, j8, k8, l8, m8, n8, o8, p8, q8, r8, s8, t8, u8, v8, w8, x8, y8, z8,
 a9, b9, c9, d9, e9, f9, g9, h9, i9, j9, j9, casenum, contype
 FROM gct WHERE casenum = '$aid'");
 while(list($a,$b,$c,$d,$e,$f,$g,$h,$i,$j,$k,$l,
 $m,$n,$o,$p,$q,$r,$s,$t,$u,$v,$w,$x,$y,$z,$a2,$b2,$c2,$d2,$e2,$f2,$g2,
 $h2,$i2,$j2,$k2,$l2,$m2,$n2,$o2,$p2,$q2,$r2,$s2,$t2,$u2,$v2,$w2,$x2,$y2,$z2,
 $a3,$b3,$c3,$d3,$e3,$f3,$g3,$h3,$i3,$j3,$k3,$l3,$m3,$n3,$o3,$p3,$q3,$r3,$s3,
 $t3,$u3,$v3,$w3,$x3,$y3,$z3,$a4,$b4,$c4,$d4,$e4,$f4,$g4,$h4,$i4,$j4,$k4,$l4,
 $m4,$n4,$o4,$p4,$q4,$r4,$s4,$t4,$u4,$v4,$w4,$x4,$y4,$z4,$a5,$b5,$c5,$d5,$e5,
 $f5,$g5,$h5,$i5,$j5,$k5,$l5,$m5,$n5,$o5,$p5,$q5,$r5,$s5,$t5,$u5,$v5,$w5,$x5,
 $y5,$z5,$a6,$b6,$c6,$d6,$e6,$f6,$g6,$h6,$i6,$j6,$k6,$l6,$m6,$n6,$o6,$p6,$q6,
 $r6,$s6,$t6,$u6,$v6,$w6,$x6,$y6,$z6,$a7,$b7,$c7,$d7,$e7,$f7,$g7,$h7,$i7,$j7,
 $k7,$l7,$m7,$n7,$o7,$p7,$q7,$r7,$s7,$t7,$u7,$v7,$w7,$x7,$y7,$z7,$a8,$b8,$c8,
 $d8,$e8,$f8,$g8,$h8,$i8,$j8,$k8,$l8,$m8,$n8,$o8,$p8,$q8,$r8,$s8,$t8,$u8,$v8,
 $w8,$x8,$y8,$z8,$a9,$b9,$c9,$d9,$e9,$f9,$g9,$h9,$i9,$j9,$j9,$casenum,$contype) = mysql_fetch_row($result))
 {
  $xa=$a;
  $xb=$b;
  $xc=$c;
  $xd=$d;
  $xe=$e;
  $xf=$f;
  $xg=$g;
  //ED: Snipped 215 lines with this pattern ... $x{var}=${var};
  $xg9=$g9;
  $xh9=$h9;
  $xi9=$i9;
  $xj9=$j9;
  $xk9=$k9;
  $xcontype=$contype;
}
//////////////CHECK FOR CHECKED BOXES AND SET VARS///////////////
if($xa == "on")
 $_a = "checked";
if($xb == "on")
 $_b = "checked";
if($xc == "on")
 $_c = "checked";
if($xd == "on")
 $_d = "checked";
if($xe == "on")
 $_e = "checked";
if($xf == "on")
 $_f = "checked";
if($xg == "on")
 $_g = "checked";
if($xh == "on")
 $_h = "checked";
if($xi == "on")
 $_i = "checked";
if($xj == "on")
 $_j = "checked";
if($xk == "on")
 $_k = "checked";
if($xl == "on")
 $_l = "checked";
if($xm == "on")
 $_m = "checked";
//ED: Snipped 415 lines of with this pattern ...
if($xf9== "on")
 $_f9 = "checked";
if($xg9== "on")
 $_g9 = "checked";
if($xh9== "on")
 $_h9 = "checked";
if($xi9== "on")
 $_i9 = "checked";
if($xj9== "on")
 $_j9 = "checked";
if($xk9== "on")
 $_k9 = "checked";
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    public class ScheduleItemDisplay implements MessageListener, ErrorListener,
    HelpRequestListener, OpenScheduleListener, AttributeBigListListener,
    OKListener, DeleteScheduleListener, RefreshScheduleListListener,
    ScheduleWeekChangeListener, NetworkChangeListener, ScheduleItemListener,
    LayoutChangedListener, ItemListener, ScheduleChangeValidator,
    InternalFrameListener, RenameScheduleListener, CancelListener,
    MirrorPolicyControlListener {

 //snip
}
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  • ?

    //ED: Snipped 415 lines of with this pattern ...

    roflmao.

    mac gyver schrieb:

    public class ScheduleItemDisplay implements MessageListener, ErrorListener,
    HelpRequestListener, OpenScheduleListener, AttributeBigListListener,
    OKListener, DeleteScheduleListener, RefreshScheduleListListener,
    ScheduleWeekChangeListener, NetworkChangeListener, ScheduleItemListener,
    LayoutChangedListener, ItemListener, ScheduleChangeValidator,
    InternalFrameListener, RenameScheduleListener, CancelListener,
    MirrorPolicyControlListener {
 
 //snip
}

    *lol* 😃 👍
    Auf was für Ideen kommen die Leute denn???!!?! Das sieht doch jeder normale Mensch sofort, dass so etwas vielleicht nicht grad das Wahre ist. Krass. 😃

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    public boolean checkFalse(Boolean bool)
{
  if (bool.booleanValue() == Boolean.FALSE.booleanValue())
  {
    return Boolean.FALSE.booleanValue();
  }
  else
  {
    return Boolean.TRUE.booleanValue();
  }
}
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    BOOL AcceptAdjustment( int AccountNumber, int AdjustmentCode, char* Comments, BOOL  IsAdministrative )
{
   // ensure that Adjustment code is valid for non-admin adjustments
   if ( IsAdministrative == FALSE )
   {
      //...
   }

   //...

   // audit administrative adjustment
   if ( IsAdministrative == TRUE )
   {
      //...
   }

   //...

   // check if adjustment should be applied to aggregates as well
   if ( IsAdministrative == 2 )
   {
      // ...
   }

   //...
}

    -.-

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    how code looks to a real coder:

    if(booleanValue)
{
    //complete task
}

    how code looks to newbs:

    if(booleanValue == true)
{
    //complete task
}

    how code looks to the moron/crack addict:

    function boolean figureBoolean( boolean bool) {
    if( (booleanValue == true) && true) {
        return true;
    else if( (booleanValue == false) && !false) {
        return false;
    } else
        return figureBoolean( (rand() % 2) == 1);  
}
    if (figureBoolean (myBoolValue == true)) {
      //complete task
    }
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  • W

    OMG, WTF 😃

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  • V

    Das ist ja mal richtig geil 😃

    mfg
    v R

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  • T

    Das hat doch niemand ernsthaft geschrieben, oder?

    Was für Psychopaten...

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    das ist noch viel besser: http://www.c-plusplus.net/forum/viewtopic-var-t-is-116673.html 😮 😮 😮 😃

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    if(wert == 0) return 0; else return wert;
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  • W

    wtf schrieb:

    das ist noch viel besser: http://www.c-plusplus.net/forum/viewtopic-var-t-is-116673.html 😮 😮 😮 😃

    😮

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    template<char c> struct p { static void ng() { static char const foo[] = { 'p', c, 'n', 'g' }; std::cout.write(foo, 4); } }; p<'e'>::ng();
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    try
{
  // [lots of code that accesses database thru helper functions...]
}
catch (Exception e)
{
  if (e.Message == 
    "Cannot insert duplicate key row in object 'ProjectIDCode' with unique "
    + "index 'adx_Projects_ProjectIDCode'.\r\n"
    + "Unexpected error inserting Profile.\r\n"
    + "The statement has been terminated.")
  {
    lblError.Text = 
      "This code is already associated with another "
      + "Project, please select another code.";
    return;
  }
  else
  {
    throw;
  }
}
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    isActive = (isActive == true) ? true : false;
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  • P

    Power 0ff schrieb:

    isActive = (isActive == true) ? true : false;

    Haaa haaa!!

    <- ich bin registriert! 🙄

    Ausserdem, so was schreib ich nicht.

    bool garbageCan = blockHead() != 0 ? true : false;

    Na und?

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  • O

    Power Off schrieb:

    Power 0ff schrieb:

    isActive = (isActive == true) ? true : false;

    Haaa haaa!!

    <- ich bin registriert! 🙄

    Ausserdem, so was schreib ich nicht.

    bool garbageCan = blockHead() != 0 ? true : false;

    Na und?

    Du bist der echte, oder? naja, nun weis man wenigstens wie die ganzen daily-wtfs entstehen...

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  • ?

    WTF?????????????????????????????

    Bye, TGGC

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  • S

    [cpp]
    bool garbageCan = blockHead() != 0 ? true : false;
    // macht man freundlicherweise zu
    bool grabageCan = blockHead();
    [/cpp}

    MfG SideWinder

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